The Best Haunted Hotel In Town: The Innkeepers Review

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Ti West is one of best horror directors working today, from the interesting and innovative “The Roost”, the criminally underrated and mishandled “Cabin Fever 2”, to the blast from the past film “House of the Devil”, he has shown that not only is his heart in the right place, so is his talent. Well, I have been not so patiently waiting for the Innkeepers and have been rewarded for my loyalty. In Ti West’s new film, The Innkeepers, we meet Claire (Sara Paxton) and Luke (Pat Healy), who are running the soon to be closed “Yankee Pedlar”.

Luke has a paranormal website that he believes will take him into the big-time…eventually, and Sara is more than happy to help. Ghost hunting will take uninterrupted hotel investigation, so they volunteer to look after the hotels final guests for the long weekend.  The guests themselves have their own assorted ghosts and demons, which include a jilted wife (Alison Bartlett) and her son (as Jake Schlueter), a sad elderly gentleman (George Riddle) staying in his former honeymoon suite, and a former famous actress turned healer, or psychic if you will (Kelly McGillis).

 

The days are pretty uneventful, spent lazing around the hotel lobby and toying with the annoying jilted wife and her son. Claire dives deep into the hotel mythology and zeros in on Madeline O’Malley, a bride to be who was stood up and committed suicide in the hotel and whose body was hid in the basement. As Claire opens herself up, she begins to experience things and becomes caught up in a mission to free O’Malley’s soul. When they go down to the basement after a drunken binge, Luke’s website fame seems destined to become a reality, though maybe not in the way he thinks.

If you are a fan of Ti West, then you’re familiar with his “Slow burn” approach to film making. He spends time with the characters, letting you get to know them so that when the inevitable happens, it actually is horrific. The problem with most horror, and this is no revelation, is that the characters are only introduced so there is someone to kill. Claire and Luke are not just symptoms of the stories need, they are the story and we follow them into the darkness with dread.

Sara Paxton reeks of little girl lost, destined for a forgettable life in a forgettable town. I may understand the Sara Paxton infatuation (She looks like Anton Yelchin in drag), but she is perfect for this role. I don’t remember ever seeing Pat Healy, though he was on 24, so I must have. He is fantastic as Luke, the aspiring paranormal website creator whose laptop history consist of his site and a slew of porn. He’s an honest and real character that I could have known in my life and that’s the kind of character that I like to watch.

Every character serves a purpose, and though their screen time is spare, they make an impact. The old man who comes to stay in his honeymoon suite of year’s pasts reeks of sadness and though we know what he’s there to do, it’s the how that is horrifying. Arising as the unofficial third of the group, Kelly McGillis’s Leanne Rease-Jones warns Claire of the dangers of the hotel but her psychic ability draws her into the fold repeatedly.

This is the kind of ghost story we need, creepy and effective without the use of a video camera reality. In fact, Luke makes a statement at the beginning of the film that his video camera is broken. That was a cool way of the director letting us know that there will be no found footage in this film. This is good old fashion ghost story that simply rocks.  If you truly love horror, don’t pass this one by.

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Attack the Block (2011) Review

Friday, December 16th, 2011

So I’m not typically an alien kind of person, meaning they’re not my favorite monster. But if you like hoards of faceless, raging extraterrestrial then watch Attack the Block. If the title sounds kind of indie its because this is a British film. The producers of Shaun of the Dead have added another hit in the horror genre; combining teenage thugs with the other worldly. You could only guess that a freaking alien would be the end of a gang of troublesome hoodlums but you’d be wrong.

Taking place through the span of a single evening, a possibly apocalyptic event seems to localize on a single block of this Britain town. After mugging a nurse, the group of young thieves witnesses the first creature to fall from the sky. After a quick attack, the gang kills it, and brings it to the safest place they can think of, hoping to get some semblance of an answer as to what it is. The rest of the movie is the battle between human and inhuman, generously filled with plenty of action and triumph.

The particularly scary moments of the movie lie in scenes of great tension, when the characters are most vulnerable, or, when you just know someone’s about to get ripped to shreds. I would say the gore level is a 5 out of 10, but it fits the subtext of the movie so less is better. If you’re a fan of the unique British dialogue, as I am, you’ll very much enjoy the awesome phrases that we don’t get to usually hear. Trust. Overall, I’m rating Attack the Block a 4.5 out of 5. Highly recommended. Even if it’s not terrifying.



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Saint [Sint] Review

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Saint, or Sint as it is known in its native Dutch, kicks off in the 16th Century as a group of villagers who have just been the victims of a thorough pillaging by a group of Spanish pirates under the command of a murderous bishop inflict fiery justice upon their tormentors. Flash forward to modern day Amsterdam on December 5th 2010. It’s a full moon and legend tells that when the moon waxes full on the 5th of December Saint Nicholas will return from his fiery grave to wreak havoc. So the scene is set for a movie I hoped would succeed in providing some laughs alongside some seasonal chills. What I got was something less than what I hoped for.

In the midst of the almost entirely generic Saint there is one almost impressive scene. A scene that could have been the single exciting and original moment in the midst of what is mostly an exercise in tired homage. The scene in question is a car chase with a couple of police officers in pursuit of Saint Nicholas as he rides his white stallion across the rooftops of Amsterdam. This is the sole scene where Saint comes close to presenting something new to the audience. But even that moment, although exciting in concept, is hamstrung by shoddy effects work.

Otherwise Saint is the ungainly, bastard offspring of John Carpenter’s Halloween and The Fog (not the only touchstones but certainly the most obvious). Where some might mistake the end result for respectful homage, I see a complete lack of imagination (the aforementioned pusuit scene notwithstanding). The main problem here is that the movies that Saint references are vastly superior and this only serves to draw attention to its shortfalls.

In terms of acting there’s nothing impressive to be found here. Everyone shows up and reads their lines but amongst the performances there was nothing that stood out as being anything more than deeply average. As a result I found myself somewhat disinterested in the fates of the characters.

This wouldn’t be so much of a problem if the movie got the much needed shot in the arm it required every time the big bad and his undead flunkies show up to wreak not so merry mayhem. But Saint Nicholas, visually striking though he is, just doesn’t have the sort presence this kind of movie requires. Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger all had character. Saint Nicholas is a huge void at the centre of this movie that should have been occupied by a terrifying supernatural presence. He mostly just sits there on his horse and lets his gang of burned brigands do all the nasty work.

It has to be said though that Dick Maas isn’t entirely lacking in talent as a director. The movie looks pretty good overall. It’s the script that is lacking here. It fizzles when it should explode. It coasts where it should be slamming the foot down on the accelerator. At just shy of 90 minutes it actually felt too long. There’s an entire subplot revolving around missing children that seems to have been shoehorned in there to pad things out. It has some pertinence but it’s underdeveloped and at the end of the movie it ultimately served no real purpose. This is frustrating because it could have added some much needed urgency to proceedings.

The movie has some gore just not close to enough. There are a couple of fairly inventive moments but a movie this devoid of anything like a sympathetic character to root for should cut loose and go nuts with the red stuff, deck the halls with blood and entrails fa la la. It has little else going for it so it may as well make a play for the gore dollar, because at the end of the day if the script is poor and the characters weak all a movie such as Saint has to fall back on is gallons of gore.

I can see what director Dick Maas was aiming for here. But he falls well short of hitting the mark. It’s entirely possible he was let down by a budget that was so small it compromised his vision. The movie was financed by the Dutch Film Fund who, it seems, are a hard sell where horror movies are concerned.

Even though I was underwhelmed by the end result it is impressive that Maas not only directed Saint, but also wrote it, co-produced it and did the score. It’s kind of tragic given the obvious amount of effort here that the end result doesn’t come within spitting distance of being worthy of comparison to it’s all too obvious influences. But ultimately Saint is a movie composed of a boring and clichéd first half that is followed by a confused mess of a second half. So file this one under missed opportunity.

4 / 10

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Black Sabbath (1963) Review

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

Well, one good Mario Bava film deserves another seeing as I have a habit of getting into modes where one thing makes me think of another. In our last discussion I chatted about one of Mario Bava’s most famous horrors, Black Sunday. After the huge success of the film, American International Pictures asked Bava for another picture that would be similar in tone. The big difference is that this movie would be shot in colour which would allow Bava to work to all of his strengths, artistically speaking.

Released in 1963 in Italy under the title I Tre volti della paura, or “The Three Faces of Fear,” and then in 1964 to American audiences under the more familiar, Black Sabbath, the film would take the approach of an anthology. Three separate stories framed under the introduction of Boris Karloff. Karloff was a nice feather in the Cap for Bava and it remains one of his best performances towards the end of his career.

Each one of the stories is a different flavour of horror, the first of which is called The Telephone and it stars Michele Mercier. Mercier plays Rosy, a woman who starts to get a series of strange and threatening calls (somewhat akin to Black Christmas although a lot less vulgar). Rosy is at her wits end when it’s revealed the person calling is her ex-pimp Frank who has escaped prison. Instead of calling the police, for some reason she calls her ex-lover Mary (the details of them being a former couple are downplayed through editing and re-dubbing of the English version, however). There really isn’t much more to say about the plot without giving away the twist ending, but overall it’s decent. In my opinion, I consider it the worst of the three stories.

The second tale is the longest and has the benefit of starring Boris Karloff. It’s called The Wurdalak (Vampire) and the story takes place in 19th century Russia where a young man named Vladimir (Mark Damon) comes across the body of a man who has be decapitated and impaled through the heart, and for some reason takes the knife as a souvenir (what is it about people robbing graves and bodies in Bava movies?).

Later he comes across a family in a rural cottage who just so happen to know who the owner of the knife is. It’s their father, Gorcha, (Karloff) who shortly returns. Karloff is great in the role of an angry old man who’s been cursed by the vampire. The rest of the story plays out with him systemically stalking his family and turning them into vampires. The most frustrating thing is how senseless some of the characters are. I guess it could be argued that if it was your own family you might not want to believe they can’t be saved, but man, it pretty much ends up where you’d expect.

Of all the stories this one seems the most fleshed out and has the added benefit of Karloff in a juicy role that he clearly had a lot of fun with. This is easily the best story out of the three.

The final story is called The Drop of Water and stars Jacqueline Pierreux. She plays a nurse that is sent to prepare the corpse of an elderly woman and, while she is prepping the body, she notices that the old woman is wearing a sapphire ring. When nobody is looking, she takes it for herself. She doesn’t need it, right? She finds out that in life the old woman was a medium and no sooner does she take the ring that weird stuff starts happening. The freakiest thing in this entire story is the makeup on the old woman’s face. Well, it really looks more like an entire mask. When I was younger I actually was afraid of the effect, but now she kinda looks hilarious to me. This is by default the second best story of the film. I give more points to Wurdalak because it’s a little more fleshed out and involves a bigger cast.

So there you have it, three stories running the gambit of the horror genre. A killer that stalks their victims, vampires, and ghosts: all good stuff. My biggest complaint doesn’t lie with any of the stories but rather the framework around them.

Karloff introduces the movie as himself, the actor and explaining that we will be watching three terrifying tales. Well, it’s good that he tells me how many stories there are but don’t you think they could have done a little better than that? Granted none of the stories are related, but I always prefer an anthology that sets up its stories rather than just having them fire off in rapid succession. All the intro really does is pull me out of the movie. It’s not the only time a horror film has done this. Off the top of my head, Frankenstein and even bride of Frankenstein had their cheesy intros (at the least bride’s was actors in character as opposed to some random guy in a suit). Or even The Coffin Joe movie “At Mightnight I’ll Take Your Soul” had a decent, if not cheesy intro where someone is talking directly to the camera.

To make it worse, the film has an outro with Karloff in full costume from The Wurdalak basically saying goodbye. He’s riding a horse with branches beating past him. For no reason whatsoever it pans out, showing he’s on a fake horse infront of a blue screen with people trotting along with branches to make it seem like he’s moving. It even shows the director filming it. I don’t need to be reminded that I’m watching a movie, I know I’m watching a movie. Nothing drives me crazier than when a film breaks the fourth wall. It’s always just been a pet peeve of mine.

Overall this is regarded as a classic and is Bava at his best. My only complaint is the intro and outro, but really it’s minor all things considered. Check it out and, as always, thanks for reading!


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The Vampires Night Orgy (1973) Review

Saturday, September 10th, 2011

Before movies like “Twilight” turned vampires into emo, teen angsty, sparkling pretty boys, the movies showed them as vicious, evil creatures that preyed upon humanity in the dark shadows of the night.  They were fearsome creatures deserving of fear.

Unfortunately, “Twilight” can’t be completely blamed for making vampires boring and dull.

A group of unemployed people have been hired to work in a European household.  When their driver dies, they are forced to spend the night in a small town whose mysterious residents turn out to be more than they seem…

The Spanish film, “The Vampire’s Night Orgy” has some good qualities, but several flaws as well.  Since it’s dubbed into English, the words, actions and pacing are skewed, causing a lack of real tension and suspense during the exposition scenes.  I’m sure that to a Spanish audience in the 1970′s, the acting and dialogue would probably be considered good.

The music is also a detriment to the movie.  Rather than being moody and sombre, it’s rather jazzy and misplaced.  I found myself getting jarred out of any sort of developing interest because of it.  The only scenes where the music fit were the scenes where the vampires are actually attacking the main characters.

As with many vampire films, there’s some titillation in the form of a sex scene, and some voyeurism on the part of one of the main characters.  While these might be considered risque back in the 1970′s, it’s rather tame today.

I did like the humour though.  The scene where “The Giant” goes to the axe sharpener to get his axe sharpened… then inform the axe sharpener that the Countess says he can do his job with one arm made me smile at the irony.

I also like the premise of the movie: travelers are stranded in a village of vampires and must find a way to escape.  The only problem is that the rest of the film elements didn’t fulfill the potential I saw in the basic story idea.

Fans of bad vampire films may enjoy this, but I’m tempted to put a stake through its heart…


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TIFF Midnight Madness: The Raid Review

Friday, September 9th, 2011
Machine guns, machetes, martial arts and mind-blowing mayhem – it must be Midnight Madness once again!  The annual genre festival within the Toronto International Film Festival kicked off on Thursday September 8th 2011 with a few hundred kicks to the head and various other body parts with the Indonesian action epic “The Raid”.If you have never been to Midnight Madness at TIFF you are missing out on one of the great movie-going experiences you will find anywhere.  Blood-thirsty genre fans gathered together to watch world and Canadian premieres of some of the coolest cult films from across the globe.  Fans cheer when the red stuff starts to splatter and go crazy for a movie like “The Raid”.

Set in Jakarta, the film follows a SWAT team as they try to covertly storm a massive apartment complex run by an evil crime boss.  The building is host to all kinds of criminal scum (as well as a couple of kind elderly folks).  The plan is to get to the crime boss undetected and remove him from the building without incident – which of course would not make for a very exciting film.  Luckily for action and martial arts fans, the SWAT team is detected and get trapped in the building where gun-toting, machete wielding bad guys do their best to slaughter the cops by any means necessary.  As the SWAT team members drop like flies a young rookie Rama (played by the insanely awesome Indonesian martial arts expert Iko Uwais) uses his mastery of the Silat fighting style to carve a bloody swathe through bloodthirsty hordes of villainous tenants until he comes face to face with one of the crime boss’ right hand henchmen who is no stranger to Rama.  Rama fights to save his fellow SWAT members – or at least what is left of them – and get out of the building in one piece.

I am a huge martial arts fan and in a world where Keanu Reeves can strap on a steel cable and look like he is a martial artist I love that a movie like “The Raid” can blow me away with real fighters engaged in jaw-dropping combat.  The fighting style is viciously violent and brutally bloody and this film does not shy away from all of the gorey good stuff.  The fighting sequences are extremely intense, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

Director Gareth Evans – the Welsh director who helmed this Indonesian film – does a masterful job in shooting the film.  The first third of the film does not involve a lot of martial arts, focusing rather on gunplay as the SWAT members encounter the tenants.  Wide sweeping crane shots at the beginning of the film give way to tight moving shots as the film shifts from open areas and exchanges of gunfire to claustrophobic apartments and hallways that contain much of the hand to hand (or foot to face) combat that carries the latter two-thirds of the film.  There is an incredibly shot sequence where Rama and one of the other SWAT team members are hiding in a tiny room inside an apartment that almost knocked me out of my seat.

Uwais is an incredible martial artist with plenty of charisma and screen presence to add to his insanely fast fighting style.  Comparisons in the genre are unavoidable, but in my humble opinion Uwais is every bit as good as the greatest martial arts legends from Bruce Lee to Tony Jaa.  I can’t wait to see what he does next, and hopefully it will not involve doing American films which waste his talent!

I read some criticism of the film that the premise was not original or that there is not much story to it.  This is an action film, not “Citizen Kane”!  If you want intricate story lines or bold original visions go somewhere else.  If you want over-the top bone-crushing, knife slashing action which will leave you fighting to catch your breath -> THIS IS IT! 9 out of 10 stars.


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Heavenly Creatures Blu Ray Review

Sunday, September 4th, 2011

The Film
Today, Peter Jackson is one of the major names in world cinema, and one of the most commercially and critically successful directors in the world, but it was not always so. In 1994, when Heavenly Creatures came out, Jackson was the mad maverick behind splattery black comedies like Bad Taste, Braindead and his ‘Muppets from Hell’ movie Meet the Feebles. It was, then, something of a surprise that he should be the filmmaker to tackle one of his native New Zealand’s most infamous and shocking murder cases.

Heavenly Creatures tells the story of the intense friendship between fifteen year old Juliet Hulme (Kate Winslet) and Pauline Parker (Melanie Lynskey), which ended up, when the girls were to be separated, in the brutal murder of Pauline’s Mother (Sarah Pierse). The girls, from opposite ends of the economic scale, bond over their shared history of medical problems (“All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases”) and their creativity. This creativity bleeds into a fantasy world and the girls become increasingly obsessed with and dependent on it and on each other.

In many ways Heavenly Creatures is very different to Peter Jackson’s previous films; it’s set — largely — in the real world, deals with real people and events and is notably less extreme than the likes of Braindead, but it also shares DNA with those films, and is clearly the product of the same directorial mind. Jackson starts the film, after a shocking opening flash forward, by grounding us in the real world, we get footage from a promotional film for Christchurch, New Zealand, where the film is set, and a rather conventional looking (if beautifully shot) first couple of reels, however, as Juliet and Pauline become closer, and as their shared fantasy world develops further, Jackson allows his camerawork to become more and more extreme. As the film goes on it slips more and more frequently and freely into fantasy, and Jackson, even in the real world, plays up the oddness of his characters visually with offbeat, off centre angle choices. This, however, ceases for the climactic murder, which is rendered in brutal and disturbing detail.

What Jackson achieves by this is not just a film with a very individual feel, but one that draws us into the world and the psyche of its leading characters. The people that Juliet and Pauline dislike are seen almost as caricatures, and are shot in a larger than life way, often looming into frame (see the doctor who diagnoses Pauline as a lesbian, or the priest who comes to see a convalescing Juliet when she’s hospitalised with TB), and their fantasies are rendered in stark contrast to the world around them, which is often drab. In the fantasy sequences even dowdy Pauline is transformed into a beautiful princess, colours are sharper and more saturated and everything is heightened.

The film is packed with memorable sequences and images in both the real and the fantasy worlds; an idyllic sequence early in the film in which the girls run through the woods, stripped to their underwear, singing and dancing makes for a sharp contrast with the almost nightmarish (and brilliantly cine literate) scene after they have seen a screening of The Third Man, and find themselves chased by “the most hideous man in the world”, Orson Welles.

This contrast between the way the girls see the world as opposed to those around them is also drawn with a set of very strong performances. Sarah Pierse is particularly notable as Honora Parker; a mother who gets angry with her daughter through love and worry. Pauline sees her as the villain, but the film is very matter of fact about her, painting her neither as saint nor sinner and Pierse gives a very grounded performance which makes the march to the end (which, even if you don’t know everything from the opening, is explicitly revealed as Pauline and Juliet plan the killing) absolutely bone chilling and deeply sad. The cafe scene at the end of the film (shot in the real location) is a great showcase for both Pierse and Melanie Lynskey, whose exhortation to her Mother to “treat yourself” to the last cream cake takes on a cold menace in context. There are also fine performances from the other actors playing the Hulme and Parker parents; Clive Merrison and Diana Kent as Juliet’s upper class Mother and Father and Simon O’Connor as Pauline’s fishmonger Father.

In the end though, the film rests on the shoulder of its two young stars, then sixteen (Lynskey) and seventeen (Winslet) and both making their film debut. Both are outstanding. Winslet is, at first glance, perhaps a bit over dramatic, but this is Juliet; she’s a person of extremes, everything is either wonderful or ghastly, people are saints (James Mason, Mario Lanza and more) or ‘the most hideous man alive’ (the aforementioned Orson Welles), and her stories are packed with beautiful kings and queens, psychotic children and gorgeous gypsy girls. She’s a drama queen, and Winslet plays that side of her perfectly. This — along with her distant relationship with her parents — also gives us an insight into why Juliet, clearly much more intelligent than Pauline, forms such an obsessive attachment to her young friend. Melanie Lynskey is also brilliant here. Her performance got less notice than Winslet’s and, seventeen years later, she remains an undervalued talent. This is probably because Pauline, outside of her diary entries (all of which are real, and brilliantly read by Lynskey), she is a much more held in character. It’s tough to understand a relationship like this, and a character like Pauline, but Lynskey plays her, seemingly without judgement, as just one more troubled, taciturn, teenager. By taking that starting point and moving the character credibly on through this growing obsession we get to understand how things end up as they do, because we see how Pauline, in contrast to the very open and expressive Juliet, holds her resentment in a tight ball until it explodes. These are two very contrasting and equally excellent performances.

I first saw Heavenly Creatures about fifteen years ago, and it has a special place in my heart. It was one of the first films that really interested me in cinema that was more offbeat and made beyond the US, and it was one of the first films that me and my best friend bonded over (yes, I realise that sounds odd, but honestly we’re perfectly normal). For my money it remains as brilliant now as it ever was, it stands out in the distinguished filmographies of both Jackson and Winslet, and is a fascinating film about obsession and about murder. This, amazingly, is its first DVD release in the UK, and I’m really happy that a new generation of cinephiles, who may not have seen any of Jackson’s pre Lord of the Rings work will now, at last, get a chance to discover this masterpiece.

The Disc

I received a screener copy of Heavenly Creatures, which did not include the extras. The release copy will boast a ‘Looking Back’ featurette with Kim Newman, Alan Jones and Rosie Fletcher and four postcards. I can’t help but wish there was more; a Jackson commentary, a proper retrospective with the cast and the alternate cut, which is ten minutes or so longer, would all have been welcome.

That said, what we do have is a beautiful looking Blu Ray transfer. The film has been remastered, and looks like it was shot yesterday; the print has some grain structure, but is free of speckles and damage. The edges are sharp without seeming over enhanced, the colours pop brilliantly and there is a good deal of depth in the image (which is also, for the first time in the UK, in the film’s original 2.35:1 ratio). This transfer perhaps doesn’t have the jaw dropping appearance of a Terminator 2 or the ‘wow, look how nicely that cleaned up’ impact of some of Arrow’s video nasty releases, but it’s still a great job, and as good as this film is ever likely to look.

Thanks to Peccadillo Pictures and Rabbit Publicity for the screener. Heavenly Creatures comes to UK DVD and Blu Ray on September 12th.


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Fright Night 3D Review

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

I’ve only seen the original Fright Night once, a couple of years back when I was filling in some gaps in my horror education. I didn’t think very much of it to be honest, and have only distant memories of it, so I didn’t really mind when I heard it was being remade.

For those who don’t know, both versions of Fright Night share the same basic framework; high schooler Charley Brewster (here Anton Yelchin) discovers that his next door neighbour Jerry (Colin Farrell) is a vampire, and enlists the help of famous vampire ‘expert’ Peter Vincent (Roddy MacDowall as an actor in the 1985 film, David Tennant as a Las Vegas magician in the 2011 version) so that he can kill ‘Jerry’ and save his Mother (Toni Colette) and girlfriend (British actress Imogen Poots). The two films hit most of the same beats and both owe much to Rear Window, though young audiences are likely to see it as horror version of Disturbia. However, the update works, and this energetic and entertaining film is one of the few truly successful remakes of the past few years.

Perhaps one of the reasons it works so well is that the screenwriter is Marti Noxon, who was a prolific writer and later became show runner on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She doesn’t recycle Buffy speak here, but there are echoes of that show in Fright Night’s sharp and snarky writing (in particular the exchange about Jerry’s name could have come out of a Buffy episode, and there is also a Scooby gang reference). Characters are broadly defined, but largely well played. Anton Yelchin hasn’t yet become quite the recognisable name that he deserves to be, but this should help, it’s not his best performance but he’s a likeable protagonist and the former nerd who’s now got an impossibly hot girlfriend is a character type that a lot of us probably aspired to in high school. Yelchin’s no action hero, which means that there is at least a little tension inherent to scenes in which he confronts either Farrell or Christopher Mintz-Plasse, who again plays a McLovin’ like character in the first part of the film, as Charley’s nerdy former friend, but gets to play something quite different later on, to fun effect.

There is a sense of fun that runs through Fright Night, and it is embodied in the performances of its two biggest name actors. Colin Farrell clearly relishes playing Jerry’s gleeful evil — though he does make you question how, given how open he is about killing people (once doing so barely after dusk on a residential street) he has managed to avoid being identified in the past. In an early scene with Yelchin he oozes creepiness in a way that could mean ‘vampire’, or could simply suggest that Jerry’s a dick. You couldn’t accuse Farrell of being subtle (nor of having a perfect American accent), but he gets the tone of the film right with his performance. The same is true of David Tennant, who plays Peter Vincent as an alcoholic, ego-maniacal, boorish, and very funny Vegas magician. It’s a flamboyant and hugely entertaining turn, almost pantomimic in scale at times, but always good for a laugh. He may not have a great deal of screen time, but whenever he’s there Tennant owns the movie with his ridiculously entertaining (take that phrase however you like) performance.

Sadly the film’s two female leads, despite again turning in rather engaging performances and both being talented and likeable actresses, get a little sidelined. Toni Collette suffers most, with a somewhat thankless role as Yelchin’s mother, and while Imogen Poots shows off a great American accent and has one really striking scene towards the end of the film, she’s really more plot device than character here.

Director Craig Gillespie (whose last film was the sweet, sensitive, and very funny Lars and the Real Girl) is the real hero of the hour here. He gets the tone just right, allowing Noxon’s many jokes to play, but without letting the film lapse into parody, and helping the actors find the right tone as well. More than that though, and believe me, I’m as shocked as you are that I am about to say this… he uses the film’s 3D visuals well. I’m a dedicated 3D skeptic, and I still remain unconvinced that Fright Night needs to be in 3D, but I can’t deny that it does work, and that some of the film’s effects use the format to good (if slightly cheesy) advantage. Fright Night is, as you might expect, a dark film, but I didn’t experience any of the sort of detail obscuring fog that has dogged recent 3D movies, action (also a key part of the film) is also rendered well, and never has that smeary, indistinct, quality the format can convey. In terms of showing off with the 3D effects, Gillespie does so somewhat sparingly, but the moments he chooses — like a recently turned girl Charley attempts to rescue exploding into ashes — make for fun breaks of the fourth wall. Glowing ashes appearing to fall on the audience is a nice touch for a sunlight vampire death, and the kind of thing the 3D gimmick is made for. It still isn’t a storytelling device, but here it’s a device I can definitely live with, and I can see it adding to the fun of a first screening.

Fun is the operative word here. Fright Night isn’t deep, it’s not looking for Oscars, it wants to be an amusing comedy horror ride, something to distract you and your mates on a Friday night, and one those grounds it’s extremely successful. I laughed throughout the film, and though I was never scared, the horror set pieces (especially a club scene and the final confrontation between Peter, Charley and Jerry) are effective. It’s almost exactly what I hoped I’d be signing up for with this movie, and though it’s not perfect it definitely comes recommended. Have a pizza, have a couple of beers, take a mate or a date and go and have fun.

7/10


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Tucker & Dale vs Evil Review

Sunday, August 14th, 2011

“Well, it was really dark, but it looked like one of the guys was….eating her face off…”

Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re looking at a new cult classic…

Two rednecks are spending their weekend renovating their newly purchased holiday home in the Appalachian Mountain region, when they encounter a bunch of seriously judgemental, spoiled college kids, who mistakenly believe that they are bloodthirsty backwoods killers and have kidnapped one of their friends.. Mayhem, violence and hilarity ensues.

The concept of TUCKER N DALE is so simple, so obvious, and so damn funny, that its both unthinkable and inevitable that its never been pulled off before. A million comedy writers must be slapping themselves upside the head on the release of this baby. That’s not to say its an mindless film, its quite the opposite. Its smart, engaging, and from the first moments it raises genuine chuckles constantly. Its actually a very clever movie, but like all great idea’s, this one comes from a place of simplicity. Its how writer/director Eli Craig and his writing partner Morgan Jurgenson tackle the subject and the situation that is so clearly genius. No stone is left unturned here, and the more you ponder the countless moments of high comedy after watching, the funnier they become. And trust me, they’re funny to start with.

Take the ‘Backwoods Slasher’ genre, replete with scary rundown cabin, filthy unknowable rednecks, vicious death scenes and general inbred mayhem targeted at good looking, asshole college types, then turn the whole damn thing on its head. The rednecks here are about as lovable as characters come, and find the college kids every bit as threatening and dangerous as they’re assuming Tucker and Dale to be. And the kids, having seen DELIVERANCE and far too many WRONG TURN movies, AND having a very narrow (shallow) worldview and ignorant perception of their forest dwelling fellow humans, are frantic with fear. And its through this fear and willingness to accept the stereotype, ( that all rednecks are inbred, cannibal pig fuckers, for example), that the little bastards bring a whole shitload of pain down on themselves. Comedies focused on misunderstandings are ten a penny, but to see one written, performed and directed so fluently in OUR GENRE is a breath of sweet backwoods air, friendo’s. Every Horror fan with a lightness of heart and a sense of humor about themselves and the genre should check this one out, quick sharp.

From the first time we’re introduced to our two sets of characters, you’ll see exactly where this is going, and its in the expectation just as much as the payoffs that this little gem elicits so much hilarity. The simple turnaround of viewpoints carries the entire movie, yet it wouldn’t work were it not for a number of pinpoint accurate performances to hold the madness and bloodshed together. Tuck and Dale are immediately endearing characters. Two simple souls who just wanna enjoy some fishing and few beers, Tucker is the older brother figure, a positive thinking guy with a heart of gold, who wants only the best for his good buddy, Dale. Dale, is an adult child, a down on his confidence guy, who never gets the girl, and needs to learn to love himself a little better. Both parts are played to perfection by the ever brilliant Tudyk (Tucker), and Labine (Dale), who bring just the right amount of humanity and pathos to their roles to make the whole things just as emotionally satisfying as it is hilarious. They have a chemistry that is very rare, and is easily comparable to that of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. These guys FEEL like friends, and the love they have for each other shines through in every scene. Not one line uttered by these guys is wasted. They’re the best mates you never had.

The college kids who enter their property and bring hell with them are, on the other hand, a perfect representations of every stereotype in the knife fodder pantheon. The college kids are, for the most part, as vacuous and self centred as they always are in these films, and every cliche is in its rightful place, from token black guy to pretty and sensitive (final) girl, played adorably by Katrina Bowden. They all play they’re roles well, but the standout is definitely Jesse Moss, as Chad. You know this guy, you knew this guy at school and you knew this guy in college. And this guy is a DICK! He obviously comes from money, is a borderline sociopath with delusions of grandeur, and is about as hateful as these genre types come. I wanna say I loved him in the film, but I fucking HATED him, and that tells me he done his job brilliantly. If there is any evil to be found here, it comes from this hateful little shit. Your with our backwoods brohiems all the way, in this bloody and epic battle of miscommunication.

And it is bloody. The film is full of slicing and dicing, body parts and grue; yet you’ll only ever be wincing through laughter, as the death scenes are both satisfying and absolutely pant wettingly funny. One scene which features Tucker, a chainsaw, a wasps nest and a nervous, redneck intolerant ‘victim’, had me in tears, (best Leatherface reference EVER!). And it wasn’t a one off. The film really is a great time and is full of non stop situational comedy that hits all the right marks and pushes the story forward. I wont give away any jokes or death scenes, but expect all the mainstays of ‘Backwoods Horror’ to be dissected with glee, and in the most brilliantly witty ways.

I mentioned way back that we’re looking at a new cult classic, and I have no doubt whatsoever of it. But I’m not too sure it should be that way. The thing is, this film ought be getting wide notice. It deserves all the love and attention in the world, and should be rightly claiming its place among the very best of the ‘Horror Comedy’ sub-genre. Its drinking Coors in a boat, with SHAUN OF THE DEAD, HOT FUZZ, and EVIL DEAD 2, as one of the few truly successful comedies within the horror universe. Like those movies, TUCKER N DALE knows and loves its audience, has a firm grasp on what makes its influences what they are, and has no fear of sending up any and all tropes of its chosen archetype. The reason it gets away with its many many jabs is because its clear from the very start that there is massive affection for the films it rips into, and massive affection for its central characters. This is deconstruction without the pretense, its not concerned with resonance or intellect, (although they are there if you want to find them, thoughts on the nature of evil and intolerance abound). Its concerned with showing the audience a fucking good time, providing them with laughs, thrills and genuine moments of heart, all while giving a knowing nod to those who understand the genre.

Maybe that’s why TUCKER N DALE may never truly receive the applause it deserves. Its really is a love letter to the fans, and its humor may go over the heads of those who don’t have any insight into the films its playing with. It may be that this one belongs solely to the people it was made for, us guys.The guys and gal’s who live and breathe Horror. And you know what, I’m cool with that, too. Some things are perhaps too precious to share with the world entire.


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Needle Movie Review

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

John V. Soto’s Needle is an enjoyable mystery/thriller, I thought it held its own throughout. The film isn’t full of gore like many horror films today, so in that respect it may put people off looking for a gore fest. While watching Needle, it evoked a very nineties feel, it felt like a slasher film of times gone by, but, it does offer something different in a mould we have seen time and time again.

If you can look past some of the negatives then I’m sure you will enjoy Needle as much as me and many others. During the film, our protagonist Ben Rutherford (Michael Dorman) receives a mysterious box from his late father’s estate. At first he thinks nothing of it and discards it underneath his bed, later on in the film, Ben and his friends have a party in his home, in which they all get drunk. The next morning Ben awakens to find that the mysterious box which he received is now missing.

During the course of the film, many of Ben’s friends begin to die mysteriously and in some cases, very bizarre ways. Ben and his obnoxious brother Marcus (Travis Fimmel) who works for Detective Meares (Ben Mendelsohn) begin their quest for the killer and the mysterious box hoping to find who and what is behind the mysterious killings before anymore of his friends are murdered.

I don’t want to go into much more detail, as it will spoil the film, it’s best to go in without knowing much at all. You can tell the film and the director has been influenced by such films as Hellraiser, Final Destination and Saw as you will witness in the film. It takes certain things from most of these films to incorporate a unique film. We have seen films like this before, but, Needle was able to deliver something a little different. Although the gore is little, what gore we do get is executed very well, especially one scene which had me almost standing up and cheering. It was that good, but I’m not going to give that away.

Needle does play heavily on the mystery side, which is refreshing to see, as a lot of horror films in this day and age have forgotten about the use of mystery and uses more in your face techniques. While Needle isn’t perfect, it is a good movie, which has also been influenced by Agatha Christie novels, something my mum loves.

As much as I really enjoyed Needle, the bumbling detectives reminded me of the police in Wes Craven’s Last House on The left, they just felt totally unprofessional and took the seriousness away from the brutal murders taking place, this is my only major gripe with the film itself. I managed to look past this and was able to appreciate the film for what it is.

This isn’t a big budget film, this was made on very little and for what money they did have, I believe they managed to create a very good and professional looking flick. In some instances to possibly save on money they utilized the use of the voodoo doll as much as they could, as we see wounds being applied directly to the doll and then we see some of the bloody after math on the victims.

I thought it was fairly original and it was able to deliver something a little different from everything else out there at the moment. So, if you are looking for that little mystery/thriller which is fairly light on gore, give Needle a shot. I give it 7 out of 10 for a very good try.


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