Watch The Perfect House For Just $1

Sunday, February 5th, 2012

In my quest to try and give you guys a super awesome bargain from time to time, I have just laid my eyes upon possibly the deal of the year, maybe even the century. How would you like to watch Kris Hulbert and Randy Kent’s horror anthology The Perfect House for just .30! Not only do you get to see the film, but you will be doing your part, as a donation goes towards the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Its a win-win situation, we here love the boobies.

But, be quick as this is only available for the duration of this month. So if you would like to witness The Perfect House legally for , head on over to their official Facebook page.

The Perfect House stars Fellisa Rose, Chris Raab, Jonathan Tiersten, Andrea Vahl and John Philbin.

Synopsis: “Not every house was meant to be a home. Some houses are just born bad. The Perfect House franchise is the story of such a house. 

All three films and “TPH Origins: John Doesy” intertwine in any order to tell a single story about the life and death of the Perfect House. 

Each film in the franchise tells separate segments of a seemingly perfect home that is consistently on the market for new occupants. 

Adding to this unique franchise are the different styles that each installment is shot in and the original way each film connects together. 

The original film gives the back story of three home owners spread out over several decades. Filmed as an homage to horror, every story is shot with the horror influences of the time period that each home owner occupies the house. 

The second film gives us the stories of what happens before and after the first film, and reveals someone desperately working to uncover the secrets of the Perfect House. 

In the third installment, the birth and death of the house is front and center as the secret origins of the house are finally revealed. 

The franchise’s most popular and prolific killer, John Doesy, takes over with his own franchise. “TPH Origins: John Doesy” delves into the childhood and traumatic experiences that ultimately bring Doesy to the door step of the Perfect House. The Doesy franchise will follow his weekly routine of psychological and physical torture, which claims the lives of over 200 victims during his five year reign of terror. 

These franchises will have fans spending years exploring each film in an effort to discover all the secrets of The Perfect House.”


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Fright Night in the House of Horrors

Saturday, January 21st, 2012
Fright Night in the House of Horrors – A Journey of Spooky Sound Effects
1994
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36MB
15 Minutes 39 Seconds
1 Track

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1. A Journey of Spooky Sound Effects

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Official Trailer For Silent House Remake

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

I know we unfortunately live in a time of remakes, but only last month did I watch the original flick La Casa Muda (The Silent House) and the remake is already ready for its release. Its quite surreal. Anyway, here we have the full official trailer for Chris Kentis and Laura Lau’s Silent House which stars Elizabeth Olsen, courtesy of Yahoo! Movies.

Synopsis: “SILENT HOUSE is a uniquely unsettling horror thriller starring Elizabeth Olsen as Sarah, a young woman who finds herself sealed inside her family’s secluded lake house. With no contact to the outside world, and no way out, panic turns to terror as events become increasingly ominous in and around the house. Directed by filmmaking duo Chris Kentis and Laura Lau, SILENT HOUSE uses meticulous camera choreography to take the audience on a tension-filled, real time journey, experienced in a single uninterrupted shot.”

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Silent House hits theatres on March 9, 2012.

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Video Nasties: House on the Edge of the Park

Monday, November 28th, 2011

In this series I’m taking a look back at the films that, in the early 1980′s, were caught up in the Video Nasties moral panic in the UK. When video first arrived in the UK it was not covered by our censorship laws, and that, combined with the reluctance of the studios to embrace the technology, meant that many of the early releases were lurid, uncensored, horror films.

The tabloid press mounted a campaign against the films, and with a new right wing government in power and the growing influence of pro-censorship campaigner Mary Whitehouse, the Director of Public Prosecutions was instructed to draw up a list of films liable to prosecution under the Obscene Publications Act. I’ll be looking at every one of the 74 films that made this list, giving you a snapshot of the controversy around each film before watching and reviewing it.

 

The Ban
Of all the films on the video nasties list, this is one that the BBFC have had real – and entirely understandable – trouble with. In 1981 they rejected it for a cinema release. In 1982, Skyline Video released it uncut, and the film found itself DPP listed in July 1983, eight months after its video release. Entirely unsurprisingly, House on the Edge of the Park stayed on every version of the DPP list, becoming one of the more collectible DPP 39.

In 2002, as the former nasties were beginning to sneak out on DVD, Protected Video got hold of the film and resubmitted it to BBFC, this time they didn’t ban the film, instead they asked for a few cuts, 11 minutes and 43 seconds of cuts – more than twice the running time of the cuts to director Ruggero Deodato’s other nasty; Cannibal Holocaust – and Protected actually released the film with those cuts implemented.

Fast forward a few years and it’s 2011, and House on the Edge of the Park has just seen another UK rerelease, this time from Shameless. Initially BBFC asked for 1 minute and 20 seconds of cuts this time, to just two contentious sequences, however, Shameless apparently made an informal appeal, and the cuts were reduced to 43 seconds from a single scene. The result being that this film now has fewer cuts in its UK classified version than I Spit on Your Grave (2:54 cut).

 

The Film
House on the Edge of the Park is Italian director Ruggero Deodato’s nine years later ‘me too’ version of exploitation classic The Last House on the Left, but where that film was – at least in its first half – skin crawlingly disturbing and dedicated itself to showing rape and murder as despicable and degrading acts, House on the Edge of the Park is one of the purest exploitation films ever made; it revels in degrading nudity, scenes of rape (most of which it is implied the victim enjoys), torture and eventually murder, all topped off with a twist so utterly illogical that it undermines any sense of glory in either vengeance or victory. It’s a terrible film.

The story introduces us to Alex and Ricky (Krug himself, David Hess and exploitation legend Giovanni Lombardo Radice). Alex is a thug – the first time we see him he pulls up next to a woman, then attacks and rapes her – while Ricky, who may have some sort of autism, is his simple minded accomplice. One night they fix a car for a rich couple, and find themselves invited to a house party. Soon Alex is taking over the party by force, intimidating the guests with a straight razor, beating up the men, raping the women, and goading Ricky to do the same.

It’s your basic home invasion narrative, pretty simple and, you would think, pretty hard to mess up, but Deodato manages it. Everything goes wrong here. First of all there’s the conflict; the script tries to give Alex some sort of motive by having him resent rich people, but it never sticks, first because we don’t know why Alex hates the rich and second of all because the people he is menacing are hardly aristocrats themselves, but that’s really just the tip of the iceberg. The big problem here is that the fight back never seems to start. Yes, Alex is a bastard of the first order, and the fact that he’s attacking and raping people would be intimidating, but Alex is also utterly inept, he takes his attention off the group of people he’s not attacking in a given moment over and over again, leaving them either unguarded or watched by the ineffectual Ricky. At times – particularly when Alex is stripping and cutting up a young guest – you are almost bellowing “for the love of Christ DO SOMETHING” at the screen. In a competent home invasion movie this doesn’t happen. Look at Fight For Your Life; William Sadler is so intimidating we get why nobody resists for a long time, here it feels like nobody resists because it’s in the script that they don’t. Which is only marginally less stupid than the actual explanation.

I’ve seen a LOT of sleaze in my time as a horror fan, and I can defend much of it at an artistic level (Deodato’s own, brilliant, Cannibal Holocaust is a notable example, so watch for the instalment on that film, coming soon), but defending House on the Edge of the Park is like defending an admitted serial killer; it’s only fair to do it if you can, but it’s hard to see the point. Yes, Deodato tries to impose some social commentary – even social satire – here, and he attempts to make us see Alex and Ricky, at least to begin with, as anti-heroes, but he fails miserably in both these endeavours, dropping the ball on the satire, and making the moral difference between Alex and Ricky and their ‘hosts’ so stark so fast that the anti-hero discussion is over before it begins, for crying out loud they’re rapists, not Robin Hood.

Outside of this weak attempt at commentary, House on the Edge of the Park is just a series of increasing unpleasantries, with an overwhelming emphasis on the exposure and degradation of women. That’s not unusual in the nasties, or even something that is, for me, beyond the pale if a film adopts the right attitude towards the characters involved. This film doesn’t. Large swathes of this film involve sexual assaults against women who seem, soon enough, to reciprocate. You could make the argument that the characters are just going along with Alex and Ricky in order that they aren’t hurt more, but, whether through incompetence or design, nothing in the performances suggests this (and again the twist makes their actions even less explicable). In the final analysis it just plays like an especially hateful rape fantasy.

The most hateful scene is the one in which an extra guest; a beautiful young girl who can’t be more than 18, arrives at the house and, instead of telling her it’s a bad time the ‘hosts’ invite her in, whereupon Alex strips, assaults and mutilates her. This is unambiguously done for the audience to enjoy, Alex even breaks the fourth wall, smiling at us as we implicitly nod him on. In a better film this might seem clever, like Deodato is making some sort of proto Funny Games and goading us about what we have signed up to watch, but the rest of the film undermines this idea, and instead it feels like the bottom of a deep and depressing barrel.

I hated this movie, I even feel pretty bad about having watched it, and it’s another reason to regret the existence of the DPP list, because it gave undeserved life to this puke inducing piece of crap.

2 / 10

Related posts:

  1. The House on The Edge of The Park II Release Date
  2. Two Awesome Posters for The House on the Edge of the Park II
  3. Video Nasties: Last House on the Left


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House of Gloom

Thursday, November 10th, 2011
House of Gloom – Dark Ambience for your Haunted Home
2003
320kbps
140MB
1 Hour
14 Tracks

Thank you to X. T. Yanman for sharing this great album with everyone here. Thank you, you’re awesome!

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1. Silently They Ride
2. Chant of Locusts
3. Insectisylum
4. Lust of Flys
5. Conversing With Ghosts
6. Lords of The Deep
7. Magistrae of Madness
8. Demon Speak
9. Ritual of Monuments
10. The Fog
11. Grinding Bones
12. The Well
13. Breeding Decay
14. Drums In The Pit

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The House of the Dead: Overkill – Extended Cut IN STORES NOW!

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011
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The House of the Dead: OVERKILL™ Extended Cut is now available for the PS3™ with an avalanche of new content including brand new levels, weapons, mutants and more. Experience over-the-top mutant blasting madness with your Dual Shock controller, PlayStation®Move motion controller, and compatible with the Sony Sharpshooter, all in stunning 3D and HD graphics.

Back when the famous Agent G was still fresh out of the academy, he teamed up with hard-boiled bad-ass cop Washington and a lone stripper Varla Guns to investigate stories of mysterious disappearances in small-town Louisiana. Little did they know what blood-soaked mutant horror would await them in the streets and swamps of Bayou City…

In signature grindhouse style, fight through the dark and dirty streets of Naked Terror and a slaughterhouse in Creeping Flesh, two new levels where you will have to pull the trigger against new stripper and biker mutants. Take on more mutants in seven other levels using a variety of weapons such as shotguns, sub machine gun, mini-gun, new crossbow and more.
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Yellow House

Friday, September 30th, 2011

The Yellow House is a scary true ghost story about a haunted house named “la Casa Matusita” in Lima, Peru. This is the most famous urban legend in Peru. There is a strange, bright yellow…



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HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY Blu-ray Held Back Until Halloween!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
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Originally scheduled to hit store shelves this Tuesday, Blue Underground has pushed back their upcoming DVD re-release/Blu-ray debut of Lucio Fulci’s 1981 horror film to October 25th.  Special features include the following:

  • “Meet the Boyles”: interviews with MacColl and Malco
  • “Children of the Night”: interviews with child stars Giovanni Frezza and Silvia Collatina
  • “Tales of Laura Gittleson”: interview with actress Dagmar Lassander
  • “My Time With Terror”: interview with de Mejo
  • Deleted scene
  • Theatrical trailers
  • TV spot
  • Poster and still gallery
  • “A Haunted House Story”: interviews with screenwriters Dardano Sacchetti and Elisa Briganti
  • “To Build a Better Death Trap”: interviews with cinematographer Sergio Salvati, makeup FX artists Giannetto De Rossi and Maurizio Trani, special FX artist Gino De Rossi and actor Giovanni De Nava

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A Night In A Haunted House / A Night In A Graveyard (MP3 & FLAC)

Sunday, September 18th, 2011
A Night In A Haunted House / A Night In A Graveyard
1992
320kbps Stereo (MP3)
463 – 800kbps Stereo (FLAC)
118MB (MP3)
196MB (FLAC)
48 minutes
18 tracks

Here you go a 320 bit rate MP3 and a FLAC version for you high quality lovers out there. I will be deleting the VBR version of this album but leaving the 2 track version which is already in 320kbps bit rate. Since I keep hearing this is a popular album and I thought I would share it in high quality format. ENJOY.

Tracklist
1. Entering The Haunted House
2. The Mad Organist
3. Chamber Of Horrors
4. Bats In The Belfry
5. Laboratory
6. The Haunted Ballroom
7. Snakepit
8. The Dungeons
9. The Hounds of Hell
10. The Room Of Eternal Silence
11. Long Fuse And Dynamite

12. Entering The Graveyard
13. Be Careful Where You Tread
14. The Gathering Storm
15. Vampire Mausolem
16. Witches’ Coven
17. Procession Of The Undead
18. Dangerous Bridge

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4 Best Shockingly Art House Horror Movies

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

In today’s filmic climate, horror movies are often dismissed as trash from casual moviegoers and snubbed by film critics as mindless dreck that only exists for a few scares once in a while.  Honestly, a lot of horror films exist to do exactly that, scare you for an hour and a half and then you move on with your life.  However sometimes a horror film comes along that not only satiates your bloodlust, but comes off as a surprise attempt at artistically driven filmmaking that breaks the boundaries of the medium in order to deliver to the viewer a very specific idea, often times producing weird and enjoyable results.  Sometimes, these art house horror flicks catch you off guard and you end up watching something deep and insightful when you were expecting a mediocre shock film.  These are four movies that totally weren’t what I was expecting, but ended up loving.

1: Hausu (House) Dir: Nobuhiko Obayashi – 1977

What I thought it would be: A fun and ridiculous Japanese horror film that was only as weird as everything else that comes out of Japan.

What Surprised Me: Everything about the film.  I knew going in that it was a little bit off the wall and weird, but I was really unprepared for how beautifully f**ked up the film is.  At the start of the film, it appears that you are in for some kind of horribly written garbage that falls into every single horror film cliché about characterization (boring templates of people as characters) and outdated setups (weird haunted house in the country).  The film then takes you on a two hour tour of complete sensory assault that makes absolutely no sense even after several viewings.  However the interesting thing to note is that it always seems like something is going on under the surface, but you are just barely missing the allegory.  Think of it like one of those puzzles you saw in magazines or on the back of cracker jack boxes when you were a kid where you held the thin piece of cardboard with red plastic over a blurry image to see the real picture.  In this case however, no one gave you a decorder ring, and it’s possible the person who created the puzzle never intended to give you one.

2: Rubber Dir: Quentin Dupieux — 2010

What I thought it would be: An exploitative and ridiculous film about a sentient car tire that kills people with a lot of gore and stupid plot reasons to keep me entertained.

What Surprised Me:  I thought Rubber would be a bad movie.  There I said it.  I was being completely judgmental and the only reason I brought it up on Netflix was because I was super bored at work and thought it would be interesting to see how a tire could kill people.  What I got was a film that wasn’t about a killer tire at all.  It’s about expectations, the role of the audience, and the simplicity of ridiculous storytelling for a consumer base that wants a real and logical explanation for every story driven event that unfolds on screen.  Giving you a fairly interesting deconstruction of the role of the audience with a film, the director appears as if they had a project that was criticized for no reason for being unrealistic at some point in their life.  The response was this film which basically tells the viewer “Look, there is no effingreason why the stuff on screen is happening rather than to move the story along, now shut the hell up and enjoy the film”.

3: Lost Highway Dir: David Lynch — 1997

What I thought it would be: A weird and sexual thriller about identity and a musician with a bad ass soundtrack.

What Surprised Me:  When I first saw the film, I didn’t understand the concept of non linear filmmaking or the reputation of the director as a surrealist filmmaker.  The movie starts out simply enough with the two main leads getting a creepy video in the mail of someone walking into their home and viewing them while they are asleep.  After contacting the police, the couple finds that there isn’t much that can be done and the story moves on, however it’s almost as if Lynch got straight up bored with his linear story and decided to evolve the story down seemingly random paths including a complete role change with the main character.  Nothing in the movie, from emotions to the actions of characters makes any sense at all, and for some reason, we are left with a great movie that has pretty much any meaning attached to it that you feel like giving to it.  It’s completely accessible and inaccessible at the same time, in some kind of weird wonderland of surrealism that forces you to talk about the film after you’ve viewed it.

1: Cemetery Man Dir: Michele Soavi — 1994

What I thought it would be:  a zombie film that is only a little weird.

What Surprised Me:  A zombie flick that is extremely weird and isn’t about zombies or their traditional underlying subtext at all.  The film is about a man who has the job of killing zombies that rise out of their graves in order to send the souls back to rest.  The movie doesn’t really waste time focusing on this aspect though; it subtly and beautifully brings philosophical questions at you from all angles including the very base concept of life or death and the role of a person conflicting with their identity.  It doesn’t help that the leading woman (played by a stunningly gorgeous Anna Falchi) actually plays three different roles in the film, further blurring the line betweenreality and some kind of other metaphysical dream world.  I was absolutely floored by how amazing this film was when I originally saw it, and if you are a fan of strange and beautiful horror films, you need to see this one immediately.


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