You Voted: Best Christmas Horror Movies

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

This post is to serve three purposes. All of them with the best intentions of course. First off I want to thank all of you readers, twitter followers and facebook fans for being a part of this site and choosing to read our posts. There are alot of choices and the fact you choose to read our yammerings means a lot to us.

I also want to thank the entire team who help make this site what it is. Without you I would be a sad shell of a man and hardly capable of keeping up. Thirdly, although I am told its completely improper to do so I am wishing all of you a Merry Christmas. If you do not celebrate Christmas go have a drink on me, if you dont drink then do one better and go watch a great holiday themed horror movie.

In closing I share with you a link to our latest Top 10, the Top 10 Christmas themed Horror Movies. We asked you what your favorites were and the list is the result of your answers. Click the photo below and enjoy some great Christmas Horror Movie Choices!

The Best Christmas Horror Movies

Christmas Horror Movies!

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Stacy’s 5 Worst Horror Movies of 2011

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

The theme of 2011’s worst offerings was: disappointment. Why am I walking out of this theater under whelmed and over confused? Did you feel like making this movie because you were bored?

Short and sweet, I only have 5 films that I should have skipped to avoid the disappointment and need to listen to myself ask questions to myself, and it makes my heart hurt to see the first make the list:

5. Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark

I love Guillermo Del Toro, and I really wanted to love this movie. It had all the guts and clockwork I expected from a Del Toro film and it was sort of creepy.

But man, I was bored. I even started picking at my cuticles at one point. It’s here mostly because I feel let down. Also, am I a bad person to admit that my let down may stem from its choice of actors? I don’t get the whole ‘Guy Pierce can do horror movies’ thing. Also, no Ron Perlman? Isn’t he a necessary prop in ALL Guillermo Del Toro films?

Totally doing the disappointed Charlie Brown shuffle away from this one.

4. The Roommate

Two gorgeous girls in a psychological thriller with a twist? Meh. I enjoyed it the first time around in ‘Single White Female’. At no point was I able to just focus on the shiny objects [Meester and Kelly] and watch this movie.

Did anything even happen in this movie? I can’t remember. Seriously. I also can’t even think of anything else to say except “stupider than I thought.” ‘Stupider’ isn’t even a word.  Now I feel dumb. I have to wash my mouth out with soap and read the dictionary now. Thanks, The Roommate — I wish you never happened.

3. Shark Night 3D

Ugh, I should have known that this movie being made by the same director responsible for ‘Snakes on a Plane’ would have no bearing on its viewing ability. Especially since it had neither Samuel L. Jackson –OR- snakes. My bad.

What’s with this PG-13 obsession? It’s killing my ability to enjoy films. When I go see a horror movie, I expect there to be blood and guts and ‘AHHH’ moments. I do NOT expect it to be so obviously edited down to accommodate a demographic lacking the ability to appreciate real gratuity because of their immaturity. Long rant short – this movie would have been better with more gore. LOTS more gore.

‘Shark Night 3D’ is the brain damaged bastard love child of the 2009 ‘Friday the 13th’ remake and 1978’s‘Piranha’. Damnit ‘Shark Night 3D’, why can’t you be more like your older brother, ‘Piranha 3D’?!

The Ward

A 9-year silence and this is what John Carpenter came back with… neat.

No, no it’s not neat. It was an absolute bore. And what’s frustrating is that it had everything working in its favor: hot girls in a psycho ward being haunted and killed off one-by-one by a mean ghost while a passive doctor stands in the corner eating sandwiches. Who is this ghost and what do they want? Why doesn’t the doctor see what’s going on?

Snore, I don’t care. And when the movie finally gave up and started telling a story about what was happening as opposed to letting me figure it out on my own, I wanted to throw up in my mouth.

1. Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence

I loved ‘Human Centipede’ and thought Tom Six an absolute genius for delivering what I considered a pretty tame film that gave its non-viewers the real punch in the face. It was all about what you didn’t see – brilliant!

But what worked well for the first movie was completely removed from Full Sequence and I’m supposed to be OK with that? Well, I’m not Tom Six, and I don’t recall ever being this disappointed in a film that was so self-aware. Biggest woes include the Protagonist [or Antagonist, depending on how you look at him] Martin being the blahest of blah-blah-blah’s and leaving me craving the mad scientist of centipedes past. Also, the hyped up idealism of adding a ‘reality’ to the sequel became a missed opportunity when you decided to create of literal symphony of shit.

It pains me to say all of this Tom Six. But writing anything even remotely nice about ‘Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence’ is something I would only do if I hated myself.

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Horror DVD/Blu-ray Releases: December 20th

Sunday, December 18th, 2011
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Here are the following Horror/Horror-related DVD/Blu-ray titles one can pick up as last minute Christmas gifts!:

Burke & Hare (IFC Films/MPI Home Video)

Special features include the following:

  • Outtakes
  • Behind The Scenes
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Interviews
  • Trailer

Premise:

William Burke and William Hare are scratching out a living in 1830s Edinburgh.  After yet another failed business venture, they return to Hare’s lodging house to find that their tenant has suddenly died on rent day.  As the boys decide how to dispose of the body over a drink, they discover that a corpse can fetch a hefty price.  Edinburgh is the center of the medical universe and the city’s doctors are crying out for more cadavers for their educational lectures.  
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Horror DVD/Blu-ray Releases: December 13th

Friday, December 16th, 2011
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The following Horror/Horror-related titles hit DVD/Blu-ray shelves this Tuesday:

Fright Night (1985) (Blu-ray; Limited to 3,000) (Sony Pictures Home Entertainment/Screen Archives Entertainment)

Special features include the following:

  • Isolated Film Score
  • Theatrical Trailers
  • Complete Notes Booklet

Click here for FrighT’s review of the film!
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DethBanger’s Best Horror Films of 2011

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

For me, horror on the big-screen this year did basically nothing for me. Sure there was a few, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like any of the big-budget horror flicks as I did enjoy a few. So here I bring to you my top ten horror films of 2011 in no particular order, which are my personal favorites this year.

10) I Spit on Your Grave - I Spit on Your Grave retells the horrific tale of writer Jennifer Hills, who takes a retreat from the city to a charming cabin in the woods to start on her next book. But Jennifer’s presence in the small town attracts the attention of a few morally deprived locals who set out one night to teach this city girl a lesson.

This one was released in the UK on January 21st of this year, unlike the States and i have to say, it actually surprised me by how much I enjoyed it. I went in wanting to hate it and came out fully appreciating that sometimes remakes can work.

9) Cold Fish - When Syamoto’s teenage daughter is caught stealing, a generous middle-aged man helps resolve the situation. The man and his wife offer to have Syamoto’s troublesome daughter work at their fish store. Syamoto soon discovers the horrific truth of the seemingly perfect couple.

Sion Sono has hit gold yet again and has hit all the marks, well for me at least. It was an awesome ride which I will enjoy for years to come.

#8) Little Deaths - Well-to-do home owners Richard and Victoria pose as religious do-gooders and lure homeless girls to their luxurious home. Apartment dwellers Claire and Pete invigorate their love life with a role-playing game with increasingly hazy boundaries. Jen and Frank, once prostitute and pimp, are now trying to make a go of things as an exclusive couple. Little Deaths are little games that sometimes lead to the big one.

As a sucker for anthology films this one sucked me right in, and it is a wonderful collection of twisted stories which deals with pain and pleasure.

7) The Woman - Chris Cleek (Sean Bridgers, Deadwood) is a small town court officer living a quiet, seemingly normal life in the heart of Maine with his beloved family. That is, until Chris discovers a feral woman roaming the woods and makes it the family’s project to civilise her. But as the family’s methods of forcing civility upon the woman become ever more extreme, the perverse bonds uniting them will be cast into violent relief.

A brutal film that yet again blew me away. The film has caused a slew of controversy when it played at film festivals prompting one audience member to make this statement; “The Woman should be burned and never seen again.” That statement actually made me hunt this one down.

6) Hobo With a Shotgun - A vigilante homeless man pulls into a new city and finds himself trapped in urban chaos, a city where crime rules and where the city’s crime boss reigns. Seeing an urban landscape filled with armed robbers, corrupt cops, abused prostitutes and even a pedophile Santa, the Hobo goes about bringing justice to the city the best way he knows how – with a 20-gauge shotgun. Mayhem ensues when he tries to make things better for the future generation. Street justice will indeed prevail.

During its run it has had its share of defectors. Either you love it or you hate me. Me? I freaking love Hobo With a Shotgun, all the way from its over-the-top violence to the somewhat surprising score. I fell in love instantly.

5) Bedevilled - Hae-won is a beautiful single woman in her thirties who works at a bank in the Seoul city. She leads a busy life until she becomes a witness to an attempted murder case, and at the same time, things get complicated at work. When things get out of hand she is forced to take a vacation so she heads for ‘Moodo’, a small undeveloped island, where she had once visited to see her grandparents. And where she had befriended a girl named Bok-nam who stills writes to Hae-won asking her to visit despite the fact that Hae-won never bothered to reply. Upon arriving at the island, Hae-won is shocked to see everyone treating Bok-nam like a slave.

Jang Cheol-soo’s Bedevilled is one film you need to check out if you haven’t already. If you loved I Saw the Devil, give this one a look. I thought it was badass. But that’s just my opinion.


4) Beware - The town of Shady Grove holds many dark secrets. Amongst them is the sadistic tale of “Shane”, a boy who was tortured and chained to a tree as a youngster. Legend has it that he wanders the woods in search of revenge. But no proof of his existence has ever been discovered… until now.

While not perfect, the film is still pretty damn killer. Jason Daly has given me everything I want from a slasher flick, a demented killer, boobs and buckets of the red stuff. It’s a fun popcorn flick.

3) Wound - WOUND is a Supernatural Horror Film that explores the dark worlds of mental illness, incest, revenge and death. We follow Tanya as she searches for the mother she has never met – a mother (Susan) who gave her up for dead after being abused by her own father who remains stuck in her present life.

Yet another controversial film has made my list. Wound is David Blyth’s return to the horro genre after several years absence and what a return. This of course will not be everyone’s cup of tea as it deals with mental illness and incest, which goes deeper than you might expect.

2) Rage - A thirty something man who lives in a suburb just outside of Portland says goodbye to his beautiful and loving wife and heads into town. There he unintentionally provokes the wrath of a mysterious motorcyclist. The confrontation between the two, sets in motion a day long battle. Beginning in the form of harmless taunts then quickly escalating into something more serious and then into something unimaginable.

Made on literally a shoe-string budget, Christopher R. Witherspoon has unleashed an utterly badass thriller in the vein of Steven Spielberg’s Duel. The film has been laying wast to the festival circuit and currently doesn’t have distribution, but keep your eyes peeled, this is one to keep your eye on. Just wait till the last act!

1) I Saw The Devil - I SAW THE DEVIL is a shockingly violent and stunningly accomplished tale of murder and revenge from Korean genre master KIM Jee-woon (The Good, The Bad, The Weird and A Tale of Two Sisters). Oldboy’s CHOI Min-sik plays Kyung-chul, a dangerous psychopath who kills for pleasure. The embodiment of pure evil, he has committed horrifying and senselessly cruel serial murders on defenseless victims, successfully eluding capture by the police.

Revenge has never been so sweet! I Saw The Devil is not only in my top 10 of 2011, but I’m pretty sure it has a place in my top 20 of all time, it is that good. Kim Jee-Woon made me stand up and take notice, check it out if you haven’t already.

Now that you have read my list be sure to go and vote in our Community Vote for the Best Horror of 2011

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Horror DVD/Blu-ray Releases: December 6th

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011
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The following Horror/Horror-related titles hit DVD/Blu-ray shelves this Tuesday:

Body Puzzle (Raro Video)

Premise:

A police officer makes a terrible discovery during the investigation of a series of murders: Each victim has a transplanted organ from the same man…

Trailer:

IMDb Page:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0101493/

Don’t Open Till Christmas (Mondo Macabro)

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Black Friday Horror Movie Deals

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

Its Black Friday and this should be a fun one for everyone. I am asking all of you as a whole to share the best Black Friday horror deals as you find them. To get this party started I am going to share with you a huge list of Amazon Black Friday Horror Movie Deals. Go to the link to find a boat load of great films and series like Walking Dead Season 1 that are upwards of 80% off.

As noted if you find a really cool black friday deal share it with us. Leave a comment with what it is, where you can buy it and perhaps some of the rest of us can score some goodies to! While you are out shopping I suspect it will look something like the photo below :)

 


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American Girls Horror Trailer!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

Do you hate the lack of imagination mainstream horror has lately? The constant need to remake old classics or rehash them with sequels? Me to. The thing is as much as we bitch and moan about the lack of imagination in horror these days every now and then you find something that looks cool coming from a talented director and usually well under the radar. These are my favorite films to talk about.

Over the years Adam Greens SPIRAL tickled my horror bone, Toby Wilkins SPLINTER was the definition of BAD ASS and it looks like the upcoming indie horror film American Girls might be the next big thing in true horror.

If this film is half as good as the trailer is we have ourselves a keeper friends. With a great soundtrack by Johnny Cash, great visual style and the refreshing lack of a need to give away the whole damn plot; the American Girls Trailer literally left me feeling ‘whoah whats this about… gimme!’. On that note, anyone reading this who can do so… gimme a screener damnit!

Directed by Eric Anthony Pereira American Girls is based upon a true story of the vicious rape and murder of teenage girls in a small town. Trailer below. If you love it as much as I do hit like, tweet it and share the love for this upcoming film. If it ends up the trailer was the only good thing about this movie I will make somebody, somewhere eat a hat.



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Horror DVD/Blu-ray Releases: November 22nd

Sunday, November 20th, 2011
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The following Horror/Horror-related titles hit DVD/Blu-ray shelves this Tuesday:

Antfarm Dickhole (Grimoire/Bill Zebub Productions)

Premise:

The story begins with a wimp who is plagued by bullies.  When he gets knocked unconscious by one of his tormenters, you will see that an ant has crawled onto his ankle.  Later, when the wimp enjoys time with his girlfriend, he discovers that ants were hidden inside him.  They emerge from his penis and attack the love of his life.

As he walks to the police station to report what happens, a bully attacks him.  The ants inside of him defend their nest, and the wimp suddenly feels power for the first time in his life.  Thus begins his test. 

Trailer:

IMDb Page:
www.imdb.com/title/tt2028457/
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Horror DVD/Blu-ray Releases: November 1st

Thursday, November 17th, 2011
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Happy Halloween UHM!  I hope all you ghouls and goblins are living it up and watching some of your favorite horror films.  The following list features Horror/Horror-related films making their way to DVD/Blu-ray shelves the day after Halloween!:

11/11/11 (Asylum Home Entertainment)

The only special feature included will be a making of featurette

Premise:

Jack and Melissa are frightened by their son’s bizarre and violent behavior; they soon learn that he is the gateway to the Apocalypse, and it will happen on his birthday, 11-11-11.

Trailer:

IMDb Page:
www.imdb.com/title/tt2015262/

Phantom Of The Opera (1925) (Blu-ray) (Image Entertainment)
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