The Last Lovecraft: Relic Of Cthulhu (2009)

Friday, January 20th, 2012
Reviewer Rating: 
5


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Rating #: 

5/10

Director: 

Henry Saine

Runtime: 

78 minutes

Cast: 

Kyle Davis,
Devin McGinn,
Barak Hardley

Overall: 

A victim of its limited budget, The Last Lovecraft is a decent, but ultimately disappointing horror-comedy. Lovecraft aficionados will likely find this amusing, while others (like me) will be underwhelmed by much of what it had to offer.

The combination of the horror-comedy genres is a hard one to perfect, with only a small few really standing out among the usual tripe (Shaun of the Dead, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Zombieland). The Last Lovecraft tries its best with the limited means available, and in some aspects succeeds, while falling flat in others.

The story revolves around the very average Jeff, who’s stuck at a dead-end desk job with no real aspirations in life. That is until a strange old man breaks into his home and reveals that Jeff is the last living descendant of H.P. Lovecraft and that only he can protect an ancient relic from the Deep Ones, lead by the powerful Star-Spawn. Accompanied by his comic-book buddy and an old high school Lovecraft enthusiast, the guys must find a way to defeat Star-Spawn before the relic falls into his hands and the existence of mankind perishes, with the rise of Cthulhu.
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Shadow (2009) Movie Review

Monday, April 4th, 2011

Shadow Movie Review

Last night after I got home from watching Insidious and reviewing it [ Insidious Review ]  I had a hankering to watch me some more horror flicks. I was going to finally sit down and watch Case 39 when I remembered DethBanger posting about a new Italian horror film Shadow which is being released by FrightFest in the UK on May 23rd. The trailer looked great and I remembered that it is on Netflix already so I figured why not give it a go. Often the rare films we never hear about are worth checking out and Shadow true to form offers plenty of entertainment value on its limited budget.

Shadow stars Jake Muxworthy and Karina Testa and is an English language film that was shot in Italy so although it is a ‘foreign film’ it is an English language foreign film for those who have an issue with sub-titles. In Shadow, returning from a devastating tour of duty in Iran, David (Jake Muxworthy) decides to go on a mountain-biking adventure in the Alps to put his horrific memories of war behind him. High in the Alpine forest he meets pretty young Angeline (Karina Testa) and together they explore their idyllic surroundings.

They discover a local legend about a lost Nazi experiment camp – a discovery that will force David to endure horrors more terrifying than anything he encountered on the battlefield. He will come face-to-face with the bloodthirsty butcher Mortis (Nuot Arquint).

Shadow reminds me of a mix of The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn and the incredible French film Frontieres. It offers a strong cast, an interesting script and although the villains are somewhat cliché and overplayed the film definitely works. Add to the mix a fantastic and highly plausible ending and you end up with one of the best Italian horror thrillers I have seen in quite some time.

Shadow in very cliché fashion takes us into the woods and introduces us to deranged and sadistic hunters and a brutal killed named ‘the butcher’ but it manages to bring some new levels to this typical genre path. Yes we are once again in the dreaded woods but who really is the villain and who is the true victim?

Director and writer Federico Zampaglione proves the age old adage that when it comes to horror if you stick with a proven formula and add your own unique twists to it you are hard pressed to fail. It isn’t always about re-inventing the genre sometimes its about taking something tried and true, adding your own twists to it and making it your own.

Although the Butcher in the woods angle has been played out hundreds of times Federico manages to bring a fresh twist to an age old concept and make it his own. I would strongly encourage fans of films like Wrong Turn, Hostel or The Hills Have Eyes to checkout this fun Italian horror film. Although its admittedly not truly breaking any new ground of offering anything new to the genre it is still a fun waste of 90minutes and a great way to take advantage of  your a month Netflix account.

Tip on Netflix Bandwith: In alot of areas the way that telecom companies are combating Netflix and its threat to their cable satellite business is by charging us extra for bandwith. A single movie can be anywhere from 500megs to 2 gigs so if you do the math in a month it  is very easy to go over your bandwith and get nailed with a massive internet bill. Read this tip : Save Bandwith on Netflix to keep your bandwith under control. Since I adjusted my Netflix account ( its really easy ) I have not yet gone over my bandwith allotment.


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The Loved Ones (2009)

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010
Reviewer Rating: 
7


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Rating #: 

7/10

Director: 

Sean Byrne

Runtime: 

84 minutes

Cast: 

Xavier Samuel,
Robin McLeavy,
Victoria Thaine,
Jessica McNamee,
Richard Wilson,
John Brumpton

Overall: 

The Loved Ones is a surprisingly good addition to the psycho-family sub-genre. The flick doesn't necessarily deliver anything we haven't already seen, but its creative, ballsy, and (at times) dream-like approach towards certain scenes and events that take place make it stand out among the rest. Not to mention the Lola character will also likely remain as one of recent horror's most memorable female villains. Definitely worth a check.

The Loved Ones is a film that offers nothing new to the table (literally, as you’ll see in the movie), but thanks to the creative direction newcomer Sean Byrne took with it, we’re given a surprisingly refreshing look at the normally bland psychopathic family sub-genre.
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The Hole (2009)

Friday, October 22nd, 2010
Reviewer Rating: 
6


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Rating #: 

6/10

Director: 

Joe Dante

Runtime: 

92 minutes

Cast: 

Chris Massoglia,
Haley Bennett,
Nathan Gamble,
Bruce Dern,
Teri Polo

Overall: 

The Hole is unfortunately neither a good nor a bad film, but simply a mediocre one. The movie doesn't really boast much creativity behind it, and loses any sort of potential fairly early on. However, it is a fun "family-friendly" genre pic that should prove, if anything, to be an entertaining watch for a dull evening.

Director Joe Dante returns to his horror-ish, family-friendly roots with The Hole, a flick that seemed somewhat promising from the trailers. Unfortunately, although The Hole did successfully capture the feel of a fun semi-horror romp, this turned out to be your pretty standard genre yarn, with a mediocre and highly predictable premise. You’d never guess it was Joe Dante behind the camera, as it seemed like it could’ve been directed by any other person.
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Night of the Demons (2009)

Monday, October 18th, 2010
Reviewer Rating: 
6


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Rating #: 

6/10

Director: 

Adam Gierasch

Runtime: 

93 minutes

Cast: 

Diora Baird,
Shannon Elizabeth,
Monica Keena,
Bobbi Sue Luther,
Jonathan Beach,
Michael Copon,
Tiffany Shepis,
Edward Furlong,
Linnea Quigley

Overall: 

The NotDemons remake doesn't really improve on the original as much as it could have and ends up with its own faults and room for improvement. Regardless, I was entertained and kept watching, despite it being incredibly clichéd and offering much of the genre's standard scare tactics, but I'd recommend just sticking to the original for a good watch this Halloween.

As with all horror classics, it was only a matter of time before we got a Night of the Demons "re-imagining" — another addition to the remake bandwagon that nobody asked for. Not surprisingly the movie fails to top the original, but still somehow managed to keep me somewhat entertained until the credits rolled.
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Primal (2009)

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010
Reviewer Rating: 
7


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Rating #: 

7/10

Director: 

Josh Reed

Runtime: 

84 minutes

Cast: 

Krew Boylan,
Zoe Tuckwell-Smith,
Wil Traval,
Lindsay Farris,
Damien Freeleagus,
Rebekah Foord

Overall: 

Primal is a surprisingly entertaining no-brainer horror flick that doesn't try to deliver anything we haven't already seen, but still manages to keep us watching. Aside from the horrendous CGI and rushed editing towards the end, the film is worth a check, especially if you just go in expecting a simple and straight-forward horror entry.

Primal turned out to be a surprisingly entertaining Aussie flick, despite borrowing from several other genre pics.

The movie follows a group of friends as they journey to an unknown jungle location in search of an ancient rock painting that hasn’t been seen in over 100 years. With only old photos to go by, they somehow manage to find their way to the painting, but not before venturing through an ominous old cave, where one of the girls cuts her arm before passing out.
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Horror’s First 3D Blu-ray: MY BLOOD VALENTINE (2009)

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

The 2009 remake of MY BLOOD VALENTINE has become the genre’s first 3D Blu-ray to hit store shelves, which occurs on October 5th.  However, this is only a Best Buy store exclusive!  I would imagine the special features for the 3D Blu-ray will be exactly the same as the original Blu-ray release.  They include the following: … read more
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Suck (2009)

Sunday, August 29th, 2010
Reviewer Rating: 
7


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Rating #: 

7/10

Director: 

Rob Stefaniuk

Runtime: 

91 minutes

Cast: 

Malcolm McDowell,
Jessica Pare,
Dave Foley,
Moby,
Iggy Pop,
Alice Cooper,
Alex Lifeson,
Henry Rollins,
Carol Pope,
Chris Ratz,
Mike Lobel,
Paul Anthony

Overall: 

Despite the film's title, the movie does not Suck, and as a comedy, delivers some surprisingly good chuckles and laugh-out-loud moments (for me anyway). There's a decent amount of blood, but not much as far as gore goes. Never-the-less, Suck is a nice addition to the recent surge of crappy vampire flicks. Worth a check if you're lookin' for a fun horror comedy with a rock twist.

With the genre’s recent surge of vampire films, it’s hard to find something actually good among all the crap. The recent Canadian-based vamp flick Suck, luckily doesn’t fall into the crap-side of things and despite its name, does not suck.

The film follows a underperforming rock band, ironically named "The Winners" that travels from one small town-bar after another, until they strike it big after their female bass player leaves with a strange man named "Queeny" one night, only to return the next day a new woman (or vampire).
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The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
Reviewer Rating: 
6


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Rating #: 

6/10

Director: 

Tom Six

Runtime: 

90 minutes

Cast: 

Dieter Laser,
Ashley C. Williams,

Ashlynn Yennie,

Akihiro Kitamura,
Andreas Leupold,

Peter Blankenstein

Overall: 

The worst thing about The Human Centipede is not it’s “shocking” story line, but more so the fact that there’s not that much going on. Director Tom Six has proven that he can create some effectively creepy, tension filled scenes, and the film is worth a watch for those interested in something more out of the ordinary. Just don’t give in to all the controversy.

Alright, so let’s mention this right off the bat.  Yes, people’s mouths are sewn onto others’ assholes.  And yes, this basically means they function as one digestive tract, causing them to eat each other’s shit.  Um…fucking sick dude.  Those who become faint of heart at the thought of eating their best friend’s shit may be wise to stay far, far away.  Now the one or two of you still interested will find that, despite the vomit inducing storyline, Human Centipede showcases the potential of an up and coming genre filmmaker, as well as being far less revolting than many have made it out to be.
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Horror Movies 2009: Drag Me to Hell, My Bloody Valentine, Wolfman, Piranha & more.

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Film.com wrote up a list of their most anticipated horror movies of 2009. The list includes a lot sequel and remakes. Unfortunately looks like next year in horror might not be much better than this year was in horror. A couple that we’ve pinned our hopes to though include Sam Raimi’s return to horror with Drag Me to Hell. Won’t be the tiny Evil Dead type budget to be sure but this is Raimi and we’re still optimistic.

3-D is making a comeback of a sort with My Bloody Valentine remake (in 3-D), Final Destination 4 (in 3-D) and Piranha 3-D. That’s a lot of funny-lookin’ glasses wearing. My Bloody Valentine and Piranha are ’80s remakes, although with Alexandra Aja on Piranha, that could be campy goodness. The Joe Dante original was camp and hopefully this one will be too.

But Really Scary’s most anticipated horror flick of 2009 has to be The Wolfman, starring Benecio Del Toro. He is the wolfman. That said, Nicholson’s turn at it in Wolf was god awful and we thought he was born for the part. We’ll see how it goes.

Check out Film.com’s list here.

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